I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
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and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
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Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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