a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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