What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize