we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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