so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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