I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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