I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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