I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
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Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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