Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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