I need help removing her.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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