she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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