Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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