I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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