You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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