so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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