If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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