in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
should my penis look like a turkey
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
