haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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