Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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