Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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