youre lurking in front of me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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