11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize
