no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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