awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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