are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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