Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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