Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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