I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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