Can Purell be used as lube?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The Olympian is in my bed
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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