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  I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Where else am I to apply my creativity?

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  I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.

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• (858): View more from California

  There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.

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• (714): View more from California

  The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.

  (310): View more from California

  Best. Text. Ever.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila

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• (512): View more from Texas

  We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.

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