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• (903): View more from Texas

  I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.

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  kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.

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  I'll be there in 10

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.

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• (718): View more from New York

  Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink

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• (631): View more from New York

  Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

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• (518): View more from New York

  our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.

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  These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids

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• (310): View more from California

  I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.

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• (949): View more from California

  If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.

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