would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
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She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.