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• (765): View more from Indiana

  That was a long time ago. She needed the money.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore

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  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (858): View more from California

  Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"

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  next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I threw up in my brother's Easter basket

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....

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