I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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