I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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