just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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