No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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