8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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