We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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