normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
Is it penis luge time yet?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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