whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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