i don't like sucking hair
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
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I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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