I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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