I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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