and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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