I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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