The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
More tranny stories later!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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