super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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