your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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