Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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