As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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