around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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