I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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