: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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