If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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