I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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