The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
My breasts were aching with rage.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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