Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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