It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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