Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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