Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I want her autograph on my taint
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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